i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist
i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist
the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
We’re Co*k destroyers arnt we Babe. We r gonna deSpunk those fuckin Ballz!!
This ask has been sitting in my inbox since January 28th, 2019. This ask is almost 5 years old. This ask predates the global covid-19 pandemic. Now she is free
I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
y’know i bet after a while prometheus kinda liked it when he had his liver pecked out and eaten. faggot.
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
I can't apologize enough to the robot girl community for this post. What I said back then was offensive and ill informed, and it no longer represents how I feel.